Sunday, June 26, 2011

Fast and Curious ... drift drift drift drift

Daddy has given me a new nickname based from the movie Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.

He says I am fast and curious and I drift too.

He is being funny but somewhat true as well.

I am super fast and I am bloody curious ... even more curious than a cat. I have to smell each and everything that is in the house and when I go for my walks.

And with the laminated floors in the house, I sometimes drift when I am running around chasing my toys.

So, I am Fast and Curious .... drift drift drift.

I wonder if you know

How I live in Bangsar
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know I have to go
Fast and curious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and curious (Drift, Drift, Drift)

Rasa I, oh macam itu sama
kena dari mak so kena main lama lama

Fast and curious, drift drift drift

tamama ichii do itsu eoi de
sikayju miryu suruhudoni ko kana

Fast and curious, drift drift drift

Jump around saw my ball in front
Al E Boyz is the place to be
I said I'm tired like a VIP
Many many diamonds danglin
Bag full of money we stranglin
Love me, kiss me, tickle me, play with me
All the above cuz you can get in
I don't want no squirrel problems
Because I'm professional
Make you, shake you, ketsu (Thank you!)
Lovers take it personal

Fast and curious, drift drift drift

Fast and curious, drift drift drift

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Packing Bags

I saw daddy packing his bags today. Sigh, where is he off too this time? Why is he leaving me? Can he take me along?

Daddy said he is going to Miri, where I came from. So, I told him to send regards to everyone there that I miss like the people in Angel Vet,.

Also some of daddy and mommy's friends whom I have not seen for a while like Auntie Joanna, Uncle Andy.

And if daddy got time, go say hello to that crazy Gaju as well as say hello to Coco. I hope Coco is doing well and still in the house.

Of course daddy will not be staying in our home before as now this is our home. That home was only temporary.

I wonder if daddy will bring me back some presents? Oh well, he buys me a lot of presents here too, so no big deal if he does not bring something back.

I wish I could go but Mommy is staying in KL to take care of me, so I should be fine.

I'll see you back in KL soon daddy, you have a safe trip and think of me when you can. I will talk to you if I am not busy at that time.

And I promise to be a good boy .... finger's crossed ;-P

Friday, June 10, 2011

Spot the difference

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures?

One of it was taken before Mommy sent me for grooming and the other is taken after grooming. Which is which?

To me, both actually look the same in the pictures but at closer inspection, there is some grooming done.

After all, I am already a perfect English gentleman, not much grooming is required, I always keep myself well groomed.

I keep telling mommy I am perfect as it is and no amount of grooming will make me better groomed but to tell you the truth, that is not true.

You see, I like Bob Marley, deep inside, I am a Rastafarian, I like dreadlocks.

So what do I do?

As soon as my hair starts to grow out, I lick and lick it to make them into dreadlocks.

But of course this is not good and it eventually hurts, but wouldn't if be cool to have dreadlocks?

Ciao for now.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

What are dog years anyways?

Hello everyone.

I recently turned 3 years old in doggy years and these humans around me keep telling me that it is like 21 human years.

I do not understand all these fuss about dog years and human years, from what I see, I have 2 and all the humans I have met also have 2.

So what is all these about 3 ears or 21 ears ... humans sometimes think they are too smart ... can't they all just be happy with 2 ears.

My ears are of course long and they go for a swim in the water bowl as well as the food bowl.

And I love to play in the grass.

So these leads to my next human peeve.

After all, if humans have pet peeves (which means a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it), I can have a human peeve.

It just does not make sense for a pet like me to have a pet peeve, sounds a little oxymoronic. Thus I have a few human peeves (which means a major annoyance that a pet identifies as particularly annoying to me).

My most recent human peeve is that mommy found a 2 or 3 of "" ticks on me and all hell broke loose.

Of course, that is not my human peeve. My human peeve is this bloody blood sucking ticks themselves. Because of this, I will now no longer be able to enjoy the great outdoors of the backyard garden and mommy will be overly careful to allow me near any strand of grass at all.

So yes, I had a few ticks which have been taken care off and I have been sprayed. These ticks are so resistant, I wear a tick collar and still they come.

And thus, I am going to sing this song that daddy always seems to sing but modifying it a little.

Nobody likes ticks.
Everybody hates ticks.
I'm going to eat some ticks.
Big fat juicy ticks, small thin skinny ticks,
Itsy bitsy tiny little ticks.

First you bite their head out,
Then you suck their guts out,
See how they wiggle and squirm,
Nobody likes ticks,
Everybody hates ticks ....
Especially dear old Al E belly.

Anyways, I recently had a birthday and daddy made me a burger. We also had a party during mommy's birthday and I enjoyed meeting all the guests.

Daddy also mentioned that he will take me to a nearby beach sometime but nearby in KL is at least an hour and half away compared to 30 seconds away when we were in Miri.

Nevertheless, it will be nice to see the beach and play with the sand and sniff out those crabs on the beach again - sure beats sniffing out the one crabby ole man in the house ..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Anyway, hugs and loves to you all.